The Rocky Road to Fame
The most difficult thing about being in a band is coming up with a name. So far, no one has taken best breast pump electric, so we’re calling dibs on it. Yes, that’s how we’ll spell it. Our singer will explain it by saying that capitals are for capitalists, and we are socialists through and through. We want to start a revolution with our music the world needs to hear our message. If only our singer would stop getting wasted and we could come up with some decent tunes. These are but mere speed bumps on our path to global fame and glory, I mean, spreading enlightenment.
