Trusty Computer Doctor
If I could start my list of complaints about computers it would be that they do exactly as they are told to do. If you punch in a certain code or search term wrong they really do not have any idea what you are trying to do. The Internet does not help any because I have even grown dependent on the search engines doing the work for me as well. I need to have a trusty computer doctor on hand that can guide me through the exact procedures whenever my computer is taking me verbatim and I am feeling too much instead of coding right.